May 2013
jaredhower:
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
friendlyangryfeminist:
if anyone ever makes you feel like you aren’t cute, you are. cuteness is a state of mind that only the best (which you are!) can aspire to
“I have the deepest affection for intellectual conversations. The ability to just...”
– (via strange-botwin)
spookymormon:
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
kissyourneck-slitmythroat:
CALL OF DUTY HAS ZOMBIES ON THE MOON BUT WOMEN IN COMBAT IS TOO UNREALISTIC OF AN EXPECTATION
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Is writing on the whiteboard in the kitchen “I paid the water bill already so you can just write your checks out to me because I don’t want the water bill to be late for the third month in a row” a bitchy thing to do? Because I’m seriously at that point and I seriously don’t understand how I can leave the bill there for two weeks and say that it’s due two days...
espeonchan:
everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session
“and how does that make you feel”
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
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allmymetaphors:
i went grocery shopping with my little brother tonight and it was the most fun i’ve ever had he’s exactly like me in every way except funnier and more attractive i just wanna hang out with my brother forever bye
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
