May 2013
kissyourneck-slitmythroat:
CALL OF DUTY HAS ZOMBIES ON THE MOON BUT WOMEN IN COMBAT IS TOO UNREALISTIC OF AN EXPECTATION
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Is writing on the whiteboard in the kitchen “I paid the water bill already so you can just write your checks out to me because I don’t want the water bill to be late for the third month in a row” a bitchy thing to do? Because I’m seriously at that point and I seriously don’t understand how I can leave the bill there for two weeks and say that it’s due two days...
espeonchan:
everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session
“and how does that make you feel”
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
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allmymetaphors:
i went grocery shopping with my little brother tonight and it was the most fun i’ve ever had he’s exactly like me in every way except funnier and more attractive i just wanna hang out with my brother forever bye
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
Elizabeth Smart: Abstinence Education Teaches Rape... →
home-of-amazons:
{TW: Rape, sexual slavery, rape culture}
fuckyeahsexeducation:
TW: Sexual abuse
Elizabeth Smart became a household name after she was kidnapped from her home in Salt Lake City, UT at the age of 14 and held in captivity for nine months. She was forced into a polygamous marriage, tethered to a metal cable, and raped daily until she was rescued from her captors nine months...
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via funpoolparty)
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Whatever comes, let it come,
what stays let stay,
what goes
let go.
– Papaji (via gotarevolution)